Sunday Laugh - Who Wan Die.

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*Police:* Paaarrk! Wey ur particulars?
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*Me:* Here they are.
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*Police:* They are incomplete.
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*Me:* Check them well, they are complete
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*Police:* Do you want to teach me my work? By the way where you dey come from by this time of the night?
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*Me:* I go burial
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*Police:* Who die?
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*Me:* Na one Policeman
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*Police:* Wetin kill am?
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*Me:* He collect juju money from one driver for check point and him hand come swell he come die.
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*Police:* Na your friend?
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*Me:* No
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*Police :* Your relation?
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*Me:* No
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*Police:* Wetin you come go do for the burial?
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*Me:* I go remove the money from the dead man hand.
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*Police:* Wetin concern you for the matter
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*Me:* Na me be the native doctor wey do the juju
*(The policeman was staring at me now)*
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*Me:* Oga police, I beg I don tire, make I find you something make u let me dey go.
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*Police:* Police is your friend, we no dey collect bribe again. Have a nice day.
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*Me:* Thank you same to you.
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