Oh, laughs around the room. Of course if any of the adults had announced that mom’s smelled like shit, all hell would have broken loose.
But there is something so innocent about small children, that they get away with saying whatever is on their mind and there are no real repercussions. Toddlers for President! Haha
1.
Wow, this little kid flip flops more than most politicians and that’s funny but also kind of creepy. Good luck with this one.Dear Mom, you are my favorit mommy ever. I’m sorry for calling you a pice of poo. And I hate you and not going to my room.
I love you mommy. Love, your dautre Karah
2.
Dear Zane, It was hard telling you this but me (natalie) and Michelle C. like you. Sincerely Natalie and Michelle C.Wonder if Zane ended up picking Natalie or Michelle C.? Zane and Michelle C. sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g… that just has a better ring to it so we hope he chose her.
P.S. Please DON’T tell no one PLEASE PPS. WRITE A LETTER BACK
3.
Dear Alexis, how are you today? I wanted to inform you that I kind of like you. Don’t laugh, this is serious. Sincerely, Ryan. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL… oh, you were serious.Man, remember how serious we all were in secondary school? Notes were passed back and forth and it seemed our entire lives depended on that other person’s response?
Now we just text and wait for that other person’s response because our lives depend on it.
4.
Dear Rachel you are the 2nd best teacher Ever Love you See, this is such a breath of fresh air. The truth is Rachel is okay, but she’s simply not the best.
So, all-in-all, Rachel is really good, but not #1, clearly.
5.
When was the last time you thanked your mom for making you food so you didn’t die? We just take it for granted that someone has kept us alive.Thank you mom for making me food so I don’t die
Maybe you have a wife or husband now that does most of the cooking. Would it kill you to thank them for making you food so you don’t die?
6.
I hope you get a lot of presents and a happy merry Christmas…. And you are Fat.Notice the capital “F” on Fat, just to really drive the point home.
Wouldn’t it be great if we could all just add this little passive-aggressive addendum to many of our daily conversations with people: “Don’t forget you have that two o-clock meeting with your accountant…and you are Fat.” Lol
7.
Having Worse Day of life by far Do Not enter! From youre hated sun me!Can someone say Drama Queen?! We wonder what could have possibly happened that day to make it so bad? Maybe his pencil broke? We just love the angry face at the bottom. Hehe..
8.
Dear Uncle Bryan, I hope you have a good birthday. I Love you Uncle Bryan. How are you? Have you Hird of Saten? He makes you do bad thagings. Love RebekkahLol, Like they say, Catch Them Young. This little girl is gonna be a great pastor someday. (:
9.
Mom, I’m going to run away tomroe at 9:30 wean you and Dad are steeping. Be sure to say goo d by for ever. Emily P.S. I will be packind tonight.First thing that came to my mind, Do her parents really go to bed that early?
We hope Emily has some kind of coveted skills because with spelling this deplorable it’s going to be hard for her to find and hold down a good job.
10.
I’m angry at you and im not talking to you today and tomorow.This is one of the most human notes ever written. Here’s the deal, you royally pissed me off and I am not in the mood to have much of anything to do with you for quite awhile.
P.s all day. P.S.S I still love you
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